By: Ephraim Kishon This is the only country where missiles from Iraq have already exploded, Katyushas from Melv...
By: Ephraim Kishon
It is the only country where missiles from Iraq, Katyushas from Lebanon, suicide bombers from Gaza and shells from Syria, and still a three-room apartment cost more than Paris ... This is the only country where the man in the open shirt with the stain is the honor, and the one with the suit and tie is his driver.
This is the only country where there is no problem getting a spacecraft computer software, but you have to wait a week for you to have a washing machine installed. And only here is the unit of time called "I'll arrive between nine and six."
This is the only country where 60 members still hate the chief of the recruits ...
This is the only country where the Corporal's mother has the MM's phone, and be careful ... This is the only state where you can know the security situation according to the songs on the radio ... It is the only country where the rich are on the socialist left, the poor on the capitalist and the middle class pay everything.
This is the only country where on the first date you ask the girl where she served in the military and it turns out she was more close than you. It is the only country where between the happiest day and the saddest day is exactly sixty seconds. It's the only country where most people can't explain why they live in it, but they have plenty of reasons why you can't live elsewhere.
This is the only country where if you hate politicians, hate officials, hate the situation, hate taxes, hate service quality and hate the weather, a sign that you love it.
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Bigger
do not exaggerate
No less than creation
To think it was written about thirty years ago and nothing has changed
It's not a sign I love her it's a sign I made a mistake when I was young
Huge and right?
Lionel Malka
The poor are not on the capitalist right. In fact, there is no real capitalist right here that the populist politicians are afraid to declare privatization, dismantling committees and eliminating unnecessary allowances.
Anat Shaked Ronen
happy Independence Day
Not with everything I agree. For the technician with the washing machine. You will arrive in Safed excellent professional and fast service
How charming and true…
Very nice .
Maybe no longer an adelia, it's really hard to see a stable financial future for the children, I'm not raising a generation of slaves!