Hello friends, as you know Christians are going to celebrate the birthday of Jesus soon, ...
Original publication date on the United States Real Estate Forum on Facebook:
2018-12-23T06:54:07+0000
Hello friends,
As you know Christians are going to celebrate Jesus' birthday soon, so let's show them who was here before - and I mean of course Moses who brought us out of Egypt and brought us the Ten Commandments and now of course helped us go to the US because that's the leading trend right now. So I promised you a game that even Santa would turn in his grave - so like this, real estate, to the great and terrible real estate will be revealed to me in a dream and told me to turn to the community and create our Ten Commandments, which we all must respect and cherish as part of the forum. Who leaves Laboratories for Freedom on a journey to the Promised Land, is the USA of course, and we do not want him to throw us out of his forum and no longer choose us as his chosen people, and he also ordered me to decide what sacrifices we are going to sacrifice for him in the coming year. That every giant will help at least one dwarf buy a property, that every giant will sacrifice (or as they say) at least three deals in the coming year and so on.
Or as he put it - "and said real estate, please let your new home include your tenant and your roofs that you will purchase for me to extend your life on earth" (he explained to me that he meant in the Hawaiian resort village in early retirement).
So here is an example of the Ten Commandments - offer ideas so that we can reach the commandments that each of us will abide by and that the real estate will be blasted:
1.
Vertical real estate to your God who got you out of the rat race! - Belief in yourself and your abilities with the help of the group of course.
2.
You will not have any other forums on your face. Do not do a post without a mantra - monotheism, the prohibition of idolatry in foreign forums and the prohibition of making posts without photographers.
3.
Thou shalt not bear the name of the God of thy fathers in vain, except before the closing of a transaction - the prohibition of bearing the name of a real estate except when sacrificing a transaction with a lawyer.
4.
Remember the day you bought your first property - always remember where you came from!
5.
Honor your dwarf and your giant - the mitzvah of honoring everyone in the forum, even if it is still low!
6.
Do not run a giant for an unpaid wholesale fee, but definitely do not be a member of it anymore because of it.
7.
Do not flirt with a giant just because it has full assets - in short without a mutual sucker in the group. Buy your assets yourself, and you won't need any favors from anyone.
8.
Do not steal a deal from a dwarf who came to consult with you and shared with you the address of an asset that he has not yet had a contract on. (This is immoral).
9.
Do not lie to your neighbor to the point of falsehood - always inspire to reach the truth.
10.
Not so nice at home. - we did not touch!
Additional offers -
1. And you loved a dwarf like you
2. Good one giant hand in two dwarfs on the tree
3. If there is no poor me rich to me (especially if you are looking for investors)
4. It was not good that the dwarf was alone! (You'll find him huge and immediately)
5. You will not kill a deal because of a leaky roof. (Can fix, no big deal)
6. You won't cope with your giant giant (if the giant is busy with another giant - there's enough)
And, of course,
1. I undertake to sacrifice two real estate transactions a year for a single and one for a multi
2. I commit 3 times a day, to enter the forum and read verses from the forum and of course share an entry with the group - and tell them to your sons (how to continue your ways) and your elves!
Welcome to add…
So who wins first place in the beginning of the world? Who will bring the commandment or the sacrifice that will win the most leeks!
Have a good year
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A large ??
I didn't understand all the commandments but which ones I understood would be brilliant?
And Nadalanel said unto the dwarf, Go from thy land, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto the United States, which I will show thee.
And I will make you a great giant, and I will bless you, and raise your name, and be a blessing.
Lol lol this is already a kind of new religion you killed me ??